Late-breaking meat news:

[mahatmakanejeeves]

We have reached some kind of event horizon of management blaming labor.

Link to tweet

[elleng]

1. :rofl:

[dweller]

2. Since when

did roosters produce chicks ?
🤔

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[mahatmakanejeeves]

3. Well, when a mommy chicken and a daddy chicken like each other very, very much ... NT

[dweller]

5. Don't make me talk about the Coolidge Effect

bc I will ...

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[EYESORE 9001]

9. So, who's having sex with the hen?

You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

[hlthe2b]

4. Is it not ALWAYS the male's fault? LOLOL

Just "keeding" guys, just "keeding."

[underpants]

6. Is it butt stuff?

Underperforming roosters that aren’t producing as many chicks as expected are partly to blame for the US poultry shortage, according to executives at Tyson Foods.

The Springdale, Arkansas-based company, one of the world’s largest producers of poultry and other meats, said earlier this week that it’s struggling to ramp up chicken supply because the new roosters it’s been using for fertilizing eggs and breeding new chicks simply aren’t hitting expectations

[happybird]

7. I have just the solution! Get emails about it all the time!

Forwarded. You’re welcome, Tyson.

[Sneederbunk]

8. Apparently many chickens are coming out.