Things no one said in the 70's. Add your own.

[Major Nikon]

[elleng]

1. LOLOLOL!!!

[ZZenith]

2. "Going down to the store to get some more weed."

[ProfessorGAC]

67. Beat Me To It!

I was going to actually say "I've got to run to the pot store."
But, exact same sentiment.

[MerryHolidays]

3. "Donald Trump will be President"

"Lunatics will invade the Capitol Building"

"There is such a thing as Jewish Space Lasers causing California wildfires" (perhaps Charlie Manson and the Family might have, but I don't think it came from the White Album)

"I would rather be Russian than a Democrat"

[Dave Bowman]

40. Donald who?

[FoxNewsSucks]

4. "Why won't this f****** thing connect to the g**d*** wifi????"

"Too lazy to Google it yourself?"

"240 HP 4-cylinder? That's pathetic!"

"Gimme a $5 machiatto latte crappucino Grande with sprinkles"

[padfun]

5. "I never tried LSD"

nt

[lisa58]

6. Where is the power button?

[marble falls]

7. "I'm looking forward to another South East Asian war!"

[MissB]

10. *snort*

My absolute fav on the thread

[spooky3]

8. You should buy that $400000 2 bedroom condo! It's a steal! nt

[Walleye]

9. God damn auto-correct!

[Rhiannon12866]

11. I DVR'd that show

[sinkingfeeling]

12. What streaming channels do you have?

[Blue Owl]

13. "I'll have an oat milk double latte..."

[Skittles]

14. "I've been un-friended"

it just sounds so fucking ridiculous

[Ocelot II]

15. This wifi is awfully slow.

My hard drive crashed again.
I hate having to use a paper map.

[FM123]

16. Netflix and chill....

[nocoincidences]

17. Did I enable Bluetooth?

[DBoon]

18. "the New York Dolls are even better than Led Zepplin"

"I own a full size Toyota van"

"My Chevy gets excellent gas mileage"

"He's just a long haired bearded redneck"

"My dad smokes marijuana"

[TomSlick]

19. Google it.

Send me an e-mail/text.

Are platform shoes and leisure suits really the right fashion statement?

[highplainsdem]

20. "Download our app."

[Leith]

21. Visit our webpage for more information

What's Bitcoin at right now?

Just thought of a couple more: "Where were you on 9-11?"

That Y2K bug is gonna be big!

[intheflow]

22. "I use my mouse to surf the web."

All familiar words but it would sound like word salad gibberish in the '70s..

[highplainsdem]

23. "My car's a hybrid."

[chia]

24. For anyone on Zoom in 2020: "you're on mute"

[Maraya1969]

62. Oh yes!

[Iggo]

25. "Smash that Like button."

[bahboo]

26. text me...

[Snackshack]

27. Just the egg whites. Thx

[yonder]

28. Did you try rebooting?

[Simeon Salus]

29. "Apple Computers is worth more than all the oil in Saudi Arabia"

"I only get 686 channels on my TV"

"I'm going to my hot yoga class"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of California"

"Do you like my neck tattoo?"

[Simeon Salus]

30. I forgot this one

"I'm binge watching Star Trek this week"

[not fooled]

31. That evil bastard reagan

will actually be elected president. Americans really are that stupid.

(earlier version of trump will be president).

[SCantiGOP]

45. There will never be a worse President than Nixon

I meant Bush, oh wait.........

[not fooled]

49. Hahahahahahahahaha

Sad but true. The GQPee keeps going lower and lower.

[Mr.Bill]

32. Mmmm...

Avocado toast.

[Moostache]

33. Two words: Doge Coin (n/t)

[magicksmom]

34. It's a nothing burger

🍔
Hashtag@
Mansplain

[miyazaki]

35. Powned!

[monkeyman1]

36. people don't use road maps -just google or gps !

[littlemissmartypants]

37. I love mom jeans and big hair. nt

[littlemissmartypants]

38. Unplug it then plug it back in...

Did you check all the cables and connections before you called support?

[Simeon Salus]

39. I love my salad shooter.

[Ziggysmom]

41. Another Mass Shooting......

[cinematicdiversions]

57. The seventies was more of a bombings and highjackings

Decade. But they had school shootings. In fact, one inspired a great song.

[ShazzieB]

42. I'm going to the doctor to have botulinum toxin injected into my face!

[LeftInTX]

72. Thread winner!

[wnylib]

43. Take a selfie and store it on the cloud.

Just download it from the link.

He was convicted on DNA evidence.

Modern humans have 2% of Neanderthal DNA.

My mtDNA traces to .....

My fetus is a boy (or girl).

Madame Vice President.

[argyl]

44. Especially appropriate if you add 20 and go to the '90's.

The advances you'll see in technical advances the next generation will make the leaps and bounds we've made in this one seem quaint.

[Wolf Frankula]

46. You'll find it on my Facebook page.

Wolf

[Hekate]

47. Spell Check is yur frend....

We used to say that to suspected trolls here, but between texting and Auto Correct it’s all gone to hell, so I don’t bother any more.

Love your pink phone!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

48. "Honey, would you please go out and plug in the car?"

Well, at least not in the South.......

A few others....

"Please swipe or insert your card now".

"Smoking not allowed on any of our flights".

"Is that organic?"....or
"Does that contain gluten?".....or
"Is that product GMO-free?"

KY

[GReedDiamond]

50. I just set up a Mesh Network...

...well, I didn't, but I had help.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesh_networking

[multigraincracker]

51. My phone dropped your call, lost my connection.

[Rastapopoulos]

52. I love this thread!

[Fla Dem]

53. "Buckle Your Seat Belt!"

Initially, seat belt use was voluntary. New York was the first state to pass a law which required vehicle occupants to wear seat belts, a law that came into effect on December 1, 1984. New Hampshire is the only state that has no enforceable laws for the wearing of seat belts in a vehicle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seat_belt_laws_in_the_United_States#:~:text=However%2C%20the%20first%20seat%20belt,in%20all%20designated%20seating%20positions.

[Niagara]

54. My favorite recipes are in my bookmarks.

How often should I clear my cookies?


I need to burn a copy of of this CD.


What kind of movie do you want? A DVD, Blue-Ray or 4K?


I don't have enough memory in my phone, how do I clear my cache?


That photo is photoshopped!


I paid my insurance online with my debit card so that I don't have to write a check and mail it.


I have to buy a new catalytic converter for my car. (Before emissions testing, people generally punched them out)


I don't even need to stick this fob into an ignition to start up my new car.


I already booked our favorite Airbnb online for our next vacation.

[Ron Obvious]

55. I just said something the other morning my parents would not have understood

"We have no chair today as you can tell by the fact that the chair is empty."

I realised as I said it what an absurd sentence that is but nobody blinked an eye.

[Pluvious]

56. That's just dope, man.

[cinematicdiversions]

58. Tampa Bay won the Stanley cup again this year. NT

[Rastapopoulos]

59. The Red Sox have won the World Series!

[IcyPeas]

60. Alexa, turn on the lights.

[DFW]

61. "Those driverless cars don't always work."

"No taxis is sight. I'll call an Uber."

"I'm in the western part of Berlin. You're in the East. It'll take me 15 minutes by taxi to get where you are, maybe 20 if there's traffic."

"I met the Vice-President, and she sends her regards."

[ironflange]

63. On the phone: "Where are you?"

[ShazzieB]

64. Unless the person you're asking is calling from a pay phone!

Remember those?

[ironflange]

65. Very good point

And yes, I do remember them, damn it.

[moonscape]

70. Where should we mount the TV? n/t

[Submariner]

66. The New England Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl soon

[Phentex]

68. Where can I get a lash perm?

also where can I find a pet carrier pouch for my dog?

[ironflange]

69. Damn it, I left my phone in the car!

[rickyhall]

71. I downloaded a movie.

[LeftInTX]

73. I can read anything in any language....

I'm watching a Hindi language movie on my phone

Gay marriage is legal in every state