Complete this sentence: As long as I live, I never ever want to go back to

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Me: jail or India!

[pdxflyboy]

1. Fort Polk, Louisiana. N/T

[Tikki]

14. Us, too.

The Tikkis

[Walleye]

2. Being a wife

[Faux pas]

10. I'm

so with you on that Walleye!

[Walleye]

13. 💁‍♀️

[C_U_L8R]

3. Republicans running anything.

Sweet Jesus, what fuckups.

[Glorfindel]

4. Fort Benning, Georgia

Eight weeks of basic training in May, June, and July was quite enough. Fortunately, I have never been in jail, but I have always thought I'd like to visit India. Not right now, of course.

[Yonnie3]

5. working in a cubical

[luv2fly]

19. Yeah me too

Though doing so did give me a better understanding of why Dilbert is funny.

[jmbar2]

6. work

[sanatanadharma]

7. being born again in the USA

Next time I will take my chances in a war zone.

[MiHale]

8. Being more sane...it's too late.

[sinkingfeeling]

9. Living under MF45 or anyone like him.

[Chipper Chat]

11. ..not having a microwave oven.

[Faux pas]

12. ...

Southern California! Was transplanted from Oregon as a four year old, took me 45 years to get back there. Now even happier in Washington State.

[Polly Hennessey]

15. The Other Guy's presidency.

[Freddie]

16. Working FT

Happily “retired” (watching my 2 yo granddaughter all day) and working PT from home about 8 hrs/week. One of the best things is wearing jeans and T-shirts and no makeup.

[beemerphill]

17. Being Young

I like being a geezer and would hate being a youngster again.

[cinematicdiversions]

18. Golden Corral. NT

[FreepFryer]

20. Dialup

[lark]

21. Driving through rural TX or LA and stopping at a small restaurant.

People there are mean as snakes to those who look different than them - had 2 run ins at small restaurants about 40 years ago and learned my lesson. Things might have changed, but I'm not putting my life on the line again so no thanks. Mean fucking rednecks have only gotten worse over the years, I avoid them like the plague.

[IngridsLittleAngel]

22. 2020

Or 2019...
Or 2018...
Or 2017...
Or 2016.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

23. My childhood when my father was alive.

And when trump was president don't want to go back to that. Was constantly afraid my ssi and medicaid and housing would be taken away.

I so hate conservatism aka fascism.

[Midnight Writer]

24. The hospital.

[hunter]

28. My last hospital visit was to the locked psych ward.

It was very expensive, even with insurance covering 80%.

Still, much nicer than other stuff I've been hospitalized for.

[Demovictory9]

33. Oh my!

[whistler162]

25. THe Future!

[hunter]

26. My 99% affluent white home town.

Those who stayed and embraced that lifestyle turned out twisted.

Even my years as a crazy homeless person were better. I have stories and scars. They have nothing.

[ShazzieB]

27. The small, isolated, economically depressed town where my sister lives.*

I graduated from high school there, and couldn't wait to get out. She, otoh, married a local guy and is still there over 50 years later. I can tolerate visiting every now and then, but if I had to live there, I would lose my freaking mind.

*Note: It is NOT my "home town." I was 16 when my family moved there and it never felt like "home" to me.

[hunter]

29. My parents were there for the work. As artists they couldn't be too picky about their day jobs.

When my dad retired my parents fled, as did me and all my siblings.

[beaglelover]

30. Jeanette, PA

[ProfessorGAC]

31. Mumbai...

Rio, Sofia (Bulgaria), & Manila.
Mumbai is grossly crowded, not at all clean. Makes NYC & Paris look like an operating room.
Rio is much the same. (I found Sao Paolo & Salvador much nicer.)
Sofia has some nice old architecture. The rest of the city is a visual archetype of the communist dictatorship.
Manila is also dirty and it's so hard to get around the city.
Here in the US, Nashville.
I was there for a conference. I don't like country music & like the culture of it even less.
That 5 days felt like 2 months, and I spent 60% of my waking hours at the conference.
Will never visit there again.

[liberaltrucker]

32. Florida