Dammit- how many times I gotta tell you - NO MAYO

[packman]

Gawd, Subway people don't get paid enuff

[Captain Zero]

1. Next they will toast it when you don't want it toasted

Might as well let them, they are going to do what they want.

[Lars39]

2. All of a sudden my religious rights would kick in.

It’s against my personal beliefs to serve them.

[zanana1]

3. Those guys are hilarious.

When I see something like that, I can't help but laugh.

[captain queeg]

4. Hopefully they are just in some sort of cosplay or something

Like reinactors but obviously they aren’t fully dressed up. Still, I doubt that’s a real bazooka and something about the other guy’s rifle doesn’t look right. I know my kid does airsoft battles, but I doubt he carries his toys into subway.