I'm Embarrassed That This Made Me LOL

[Jim G.]

[hlthe2b]

1. If one has ever had to climb through the hatch or back of the vehicle to get in due to

idiots parking inches from your door on both sides, I think it is easy to empathize with this guy--"nuts" and all. (not an option for me, thankfully)

[Rorey]

4. Reminds me of the time

A couple of years ago, when I went to Lowes, I did my usual thing of parking relatively far from the front door. I came out just in time to see a guy in a big-ass truck parking so close to my van that there was no way I could possibly get in on the driver's side. I just stood there watching, and when he got out I said, "Seriously????" He replied, "I'm between the lines." He wasn't. I said, "Go ahead. Be an ass." He angrily got back in and went across to another spot, and when he got out of his truck he said, "Bitch!" I just laughed and got in my van and left.

[RocRizzo55]

2. ROTFLMAO!

Peanuts, walnuts, cashews, or perhaps beer nuts?

[Pinback]

3. Truck nuts, perhaps. (nt)

[whathehell]

5. "I put my nuts on your door handle"?

Maybe he was "marking his territory", lol..Watch out for his car.
The next time he may lift his leg and piss on it.

[Jim G.]

7. It's Irrelevant Whether They Actually Did It...

The fact that they took the angry time to write it & that you know whoever's reading it is always going to wonder is enough for me to enjoy it.

[whathehell]

8. To you, perhaps..

Others will find his "nut" assumptions hilarious.

[Goonch]

6. ;-{)

[Aristus]

9. It's a Hummer. Must be a Republican.

Too insecure to buy a normal car. Too cowardly to join the Army and crew an actual tank.