Here's *fun* - let's compose a Country song (and make a million) !1

[UTUSN]

* Fractured my (left) fibula stomping in boots on a concrete floor (at the jukebox) - true story!1 - (It was a killer song)

* Lucky the dog, help pull my boot off!1

* I shouldn't na put my finger (fill in the blank)

* Sitting down at the boot jack

* If the cheap draft is off at 8, Imma *OUT* of here!1


****** Inspiration has an expiration date

[Lars39]

1. I shouldn't na put my finger

near the freight train whistle. The engineer threw me on the tracks.

[UTUSN]

2. Somebody told me years ago, if there's a train (& something else) it's Country!1

[Captain Zero]

15. If theres a train, and the dog died, and a good woman left ya.

Maybe a broke down truck.

[jmowreader]

18. According to the country song "You Never Even Called Me By My Name"...

I was drunk the day Mama got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train

So...
alcohol
Mother
prison
the rain
pickup trucks
death

Add dogs and unfaithful wives, and you will destroy the country music business.

[UTUSN]

3. Here's what am talking about

[UTUSN]

5. Note to Sprinkeeninow or whatever, thanks for the Rec but MidWatch be better!1

[sprinkleeninow]

6. I take issue. I yam not a 'whatever'!1

[UTUSN]

7. "yam"?!1 - you're Popeye?!1

[sprinkleeninow]

9. I yam who I yam. !1

[sprinkleeninow]

10. Where's everyone else? C'mon here!1

[sprinkleeninow]

8. Sporting mah glamorous Wood Nymph Lilac lipcolour by Tom Ford tonite.

[UTUSN]

11. Who is attracted to that, just asking. Well, good night!

[sprinkleeninow]

12. Well, good night to you as well. 🕛🌛🌠

[IcyPeas]

13. You go with that Lilac Nymph!

Is it as nice as you hoped?

💋👄

[sprinkleeninow]

16. IKR? UTUSN egged me on.😆 Matter of fact, yes it's quite nice. I can wear poiple. 😄

I just thot about what I brought up again with that dang lipstick. 💄I should give it a rest already.

[Captain Zero]

14. I'd have to be crazy to live in yore mansion

when I could live in the hills of West Virginny with Joe Manchin.

the Bipartisan Hills, that is. The ones that live in our heads.

[sprinkleeninow]

4. I shouldna put mah fingah in the wood chipper. Hoo boy that done smarted!1

Did I due dat punkshiashun carekt?

[sprinkleeninow]

17. 'Why'dja leave me 😪 high and dry, and high, Billy Ray Poole?' 🤠