Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit

[mysteryowl]

Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

[underpants]

1. Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

[mysteryowl]

2. So true

[Harker]

6. Fruit flies like a peach, as well...

but bananas are funnier.

[Joinfortmill]

3. Lol

[unblock]

4. Diplomacy is convincing the botanist and the nutritionist that they're both right.

[mysteryowl]

5. Ahhh, yes

so true.

[Sneederbunk]

7. A peanut is not a nut but a legume.