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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI was innocently chopping up a tree with a chainsaw while naked last night and now I'm in jail.
Could someone come bail me out?
Dr. Strange
(25,923 posts)I still wouldn't have enough to bail you out. Sorry.
MicaelS
(8,747 posts)And I'll think about it.
http://www.bustedmugshots.com/
libodem
(19,288 posts)Or spice. They said that shit was dangerous. You must go back to the meetings.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)That part just wasn't as notable as Leatherfacing a maplewood with my own maplewood breathing in some fresh air.
trof
(54,256 posts)Well, you shouldn't, anyway.
You chop with an AXE.
Chopping with a chainsaw almost always results in injury or death to the operator.
Chainsaws should be used to slice smoothly through a log.
Repeatedly 'chopping' at the log with a chainsaw is sure to end badly.
Jeff In Milwaukee
(13,992 posts)struggle4progress
(118,332 posts)Do you still have the chainsaw?
Kaleva
(36,340 posts)struggle4progress
(118,332 posts)Kaleva
(36,340 posts)We don't need a "in memory of" thread for a fellow DUer who actually tried that.
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)Depending on the orifice.
turtlerescue1
(1,013 posts)AND who did it belong to?
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)I guess it belonged to God.
turtlerescue1
(1,013 posts)At night.
What were you charged with? Is there a fine or a court date? Were there lights and sirens?
Be careful EastTennesseeDem. We can't afford you to be in jail until after the election.
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)Doesn't that happen to everyone?
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)The Larch!
Kaleva
(36,340 posts)EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)Damn it, I wasn't thinking. Next time I'll wear goggles, a safety helmet, and some knee-high black socks.
Kennah
(14,312 posts)EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)Maybe rev it up a bit as I sing some subtle sexual lyric to kind of let people know that the lyric I just sung was sexual.
We all know The Village People's lyrics were subtle.
Also, heh. You said member.
hay rick
(7,638 posts)If your case goes to trial, suggest you tell the truth, the naked truth, and nothing but the truth.
chknltl
(10,558 posts)....tell them it was a sleeping pill you ate called Zolpidem Tartrate. Also be sure to hide the chain to your chainsaw before going to sleep next time....that'll keep the local trees happy.
I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on tv, any advice you see here was put here while I was sleep-advice-texting because of that very same medication.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)OxQQme
(2,550 posts)"what's that noise?"
blueamy66
(6,795 posts)you made my night!!!!1
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)When the exact same thing happens to you I'm not bailing you out.
blueamy66
(6,795 posts)Smilo
(1,944 posts)you were just cutting down the Ficus carica because you were turning over a new leaf???
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)I don't think they liked them.
sarge43
(28,944 posts)I bet you fry bacon naked, too.