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kairos12

(12,862 posts) Fri Jul 9, 2021, 02:04 PM Jul 2021

So a dog

goes to the unemployment office and says I want to find a job. The employment counselor says with your skills we can get you a job with the circus.

The dog says, "what does the circus need a plumber for?"

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So a dog (Original Post) kairos12 Jul 2021 OP

Another version: A lion walks into a bar, Ocelot II Jul 2021 #1

Very good. LOL. kairos12 Jul 2021 #2

Ocelot II

(115,761 posts)

1. Another version: A lion walks into a bar,

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Jul 9, 2021, 02:08 PM

Jul 2021

says to the bartender, "Hi, I'm looking for a job." The bartender says, "You're a lion, so why don't you check with the circus?" The lion says, "Why would the circus need a bartender?"

kairos12

(12,862 posts)

2. Very good. LOL.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 9, 2021, 02:09 PM

Jul 2021

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