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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat would you do if you suddenly realized Rand Paul was your neighbor?
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Ignore him | |
3 (33%) |
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Move, immediately | |
2 (22%) |
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Allow "garage bands" to practice in your back yard | |
4 (44%) |
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Set up bird feeders full of food near the property line to attract rodents | |
0 (0%) |
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Host Democratic Fundraisers in your back yard and send him lots of invites | |
0 (0%) |
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OTHER | |
0 (0%) |
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What would you do if you suddenly realized Rand Paul was your neighbor? (Original Post)
milestogo
Jul 2021
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Paladin
(28,272 posts)1. I would prepare to spend a great many years in prison. (nt)
walkingman
(7,660 posts)2. Put a pig pen downwind on our adjoining fence.
True Dough
(17,320 posts)3. SELL! SELL! SELL!
You could surely find some MAGA dork who would pay good money to be close to a dung pile.
mitch96
(13,924 posts)7. +1. Like all good repukes, make money off a crisis...😏. nt
rickyhall
(4,889 posts)4. My first thought was buy a big amp (Marshall) and speakers and practice my guitar late at night.
Oh, I play almost as well as Tommy Chong.
IrishAfricanAmerican
(3,818 posts)5. I've got my own Mesa Boogie stacks...
and a 600 watt PA. A little backyard get together could make him uncomfortable.
zeusdogmom
(998 posts)6. Train Zeusdog to bark at the fence line? 😆
Wouldnt take too much training. He likes to bark at critters.
Ocelot II
(115,836 posts)8. I would be tempted to do what his former neighbor did,
but I'm just a little old lady so it's probably not an option. However, I would be as much of a nuisance as local ordinances allowed.
True Dough
(17,320 posts)9. But you could paint portraits of him in very compromising circumstances
On second thought, he's negotiated a political career full of compromising circumstances and he's still going strong, unfortunately.