I went to McDonald's today and ate a kids meal.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

It was delicious but boy, did the mom get mad.

[PJMcK]

1. No apostrophe, eh?

Did you get the toy, too?

[JuJuChen]

2. reminds me of the one about the kidnapping in Florida

don't worry, the kid woke up

[elleng]

3. LOLOLOLOL!

My grandson shared one with me, last year.

[guillaumeb]

4. Now THAT is funny.

Great set up.


PS

How many kids did you eat?

[marble falls]

5. What? You did leave it the toy, right? ... Right? ... C'mon, the kid DID get the toy, right? ...

... I wonder if anybody ever ran a DNA test on a McNugget? At least whatever it is that's on the tuna sandwich at Subways, it tasted good and isn't breaded and deep fried.

Hell, eating the toy might be more nutritious.

[George II]

6. She probably hoped you'd choke on the toy.

[calimary]

7. Barrump-bump!