Now how am I going to find out who destroyed my mailbox?

[packman]

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. The license plate on the ground may prove illustrative

And yes, you can call me Sherlock.

[Atticus]

2. I see it. nt

[RKP5637]

3. That right turn into your driveway must be a rough one!

(tiny lol )

[leftieNanner]

4. This happened to me in San Francisco!

I was living in an apartment on Pacific, street parking only. In the middle of the night I heard a crash, but went back to sleep. The next morning, I went out to find my car half way on the curb and the back end smashed in. As I stood there in shock, the security guard for the small hotel next door came out and handed me a license plate. Hit and run. The plate fell off the car.

The police cracked up when I went into the station to report the accident. They caught the guy. He tried to hide it. His public defender called me and threatened me if I didn't drop the charges............. But that's another story.

[rsdsharp]

5. Should have filed an ethics complaint against the public defender.

[leftieNanner]

7. I did

In a way. I grew up in San Francisco and it's a very small town. Turns out I knew her boss in high school, so I called him up and let him know what had happened. I certainly never heard from her again and the guy who hit me was prosecuted. His auto insurance paid to repair my car.

[rsdsharp]

10. If she actually threatened you that's a violation of the ethical rules

that govern the conduct of attorneys. She could have been sanctioned (suspension, disbarment, etc.) by whatever body handles ethical complaints against attorneys in California. In my state a disciplinary committee exists for such complaints.

[leftieNanner]

12. I didn't know this

It happened 30 years ago.

I hope she had consequences because she was really vile in the way she treated me. Used the "F" word repeatedly - in only one phone call.

[3auld6phart]

6. Good catch

A couple houses up the street had a small rockery on their lawn. Some
dipshit thought it would be fun to drive on the lawn. Karma bit him on
the ass big time. Massive oil leak up the street around half way along the
Avenue.. Night time episode. Wonder how that was explained away?

[Cracklin Charlie]

8. X95 was mad at that mailbox!

That is messed up.

[doc03]

9. Isn't it illegal to put a mailbox in a brick bunker

next to a highway? You may get sued for that if they got injured.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

11. A guy I worked with hit a bunch of parked cars while shitfaced drunk

He was changing his tire like a mile away from the accident scene when a cop pulled up behind him.

Cop: do you know anything about those smashed cars back there?

Coworker: nope

Cop: pulls coworker’s bumper with plate attached out of his back seat.

Coworker: doh!

[peacefreak2.0]

13. Heaven help me.

First thing I thought of when I read the heading was door buzzard. I’ve been lurking for wayyyyy too long.

[markie]

14. oh my...

in my neck of the woods... it's always the snow plow

[sl8]

15. Culprit's truck:

From Reddit.

Homeowner located the vehicle owner in a nearby town.