Going through my old emails and I found this.

[LuckyCharms]

I'm not sure if I posted this before or not. This is some crap that I typed up a while ago and emailed to a friend of mine. It appears to be a bunch of well known jokes mashed up into one joke, with some random crap that I added. I probably was baked when I typed it, and as usual, the stuff you think is hilarious when you are baked is not very funny in actuality.

TWO CANNIBALS WERE EATING A CLOWN

Cannibal 1: Does this taste funny to you? LOL

Cannibal 2: No, why?

Cannibal 1: No, see, I was making a joke. This is a clown we are eating, and I said "Does this taste funny to you"? Get it?

Cannibal 2: No, I don't get it.

(awkward silence for 5 minutes)

Cannibal 2: Why did you say Eloel?

Cannibal 1: What? When did I say that.

Cannibal 2: When you told your stupid joke.

Cannibal 1: No, I said LOL. It means laughing out loud.

Cannibal 2: Why does it mean that?

Cannibal 1: Nevermind.

Cannibal 2: No really, why does it mean that?

Cannibal 1: Forget it.

(awkward silence)

Cannibal 1: You're kinda stupid, aren't you?

Cannibal 2: Glares at Cannibal 1

Cannibal 2: This is the worst first date I've ever been on. Please take me home.

Cannibal 1: I'm sorry, I think we just started off on the wrong foot. LOL. Get it? I said "I think we just started off on the wrong foot"

(Awkward silence)

[Drum]

1. Heh heh

[wyn borkins]

2. Maybe Slightly Better Like This?

Cannibal 1: Does this taste funny to you?

Cannibal 2: No, why?

Cannibal 1: I was making a joke. This is a clown we're eating, and I said: Does this taste funny to you? Get it?

Cannibal 2: No, I don't get it. You know what, this is the worst first date I've ever been on. Please take me home.

Cannibal 1: I'm sorry, I think we started off on the wrong foot. Get it? I said: I think we started off on the wrong foot.

[yonder]

3. Eloel.