R'amen! The Flying Spaghetti Monster Finally Gets A Praise-Worthy Hymn

[packman]

https://www.huffpost.com/topic/flying-spaghetti-monster

[RainCaster]

1. and he flies!

An excellent song for today.

[efhmc]

2. What an amazing voice she has but what the heck is she singing and why?

[packman]

5. A satire hymn, an ode to the Great Spagetti Monster

Haven't you been saved yet?

Site has more info on this deity - again satire

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools.

[lastlib]

6. Clearly a non-believer!

I pray that you will be touched by His noodly appendage and come to know the love of His meatballs.

start here.

[teach1st]

7. Pastafarians

https://www.spaghettimonster.org/about/

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago*.

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken — The Church of FSM is legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.

[lastlib]

3. I will have to bring this to the attention of my pasta-r!

She was truly touched by His noodly appendage!
He flies!
R-amen!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

4. I thought this was it:

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[getagrip_already]

8. Pastafarians Rise! The time of Suasture is nigh!

Be you of the red sect, the creamy sect, or the buttery, we are all equal under her guiding light.

May Garlic unite us all!

[packman]

9. We are not all equal

I belong to the Counterclockwise Spaghetti Twirlers who have our own church and will have nothing to do with the Clockwise twirlers who have been know to put American Cheese on their Divine Pasta.

[getagrip_already]

10. How do you twirl the sacred Orzo? Or Elbows/Ziti/Rigatoni?

Are you of the racist clan that only worships long straight pasta?

That is a violation of DU terms and you shall be reported!

[packman]

11. We don't noodle around - straight stuff for us none of that Farfalle ideology

If I cover myself in Rago, can I be saved?

[getagrip_already]

12. Our god is an inclusive god!

You can follow your own beliefs as long as you don't discriminate or foster hate of other beliefs.

[MichaelSoE]

13. AAaaaarrrrggh!