"You have just insulted a woman. This card is chemically treated. In three days your

[niyad]

penis will fall off."

I used to have these cards, which I kept in a card case filled with dusting powder. Oh, the looks of horror!

Does anybody know who might still sell them, or should I just try to find someone it business card software?

[silverweb]

1. LOL I love it!

Avery has free, on-line, design-your-own business card software at their website. I've made my own business cards for years and printed them as needed on prescored card stock specifically for business cards. You could try that and create your own original design.

[niyad]

4. I would if I had a decent computer, and a printer. Will have to see who that I know does.

I used to have a lot of fun with those cards. Ahhhh, the power of suggestion.

[mopinko]

26. i do.

well, actually my brand new printer is giving me fits atm. but i think it didnt install right.
i'm sure i'll get it going shortly.

i can print card stock, and i have a business card cutter. they arent as perfect as commercial, but they work fine.

would be happy to do.

[TreasonousBastard]

11. Avery had DesignPro software for download, but they killed it to make money...

selling the finished product. I used it for years, but it was on the stolen computer, and I couldn't find the backup.

[silverweb]

25. They have templates on their website.

It's not downloadable software, but it's free and they save each "project" if you wish so that it can be reused and/or modified in the future. You just have to set up an account to log in and then get busy.

[TreasonousBastard]

36. Yes, but I prefer not to put my designs on their site. Not that...

I have anything that objectionable-- I just prefer to print it myself.

[silverweb]

37. Understood.

I understand that you may not want to store your creations on their site, but there is an option to print them yourself.

[TreasonousBastard]

2. Most word processors have business card templates, so you can make your own...

very easily. Staples has several business card papers, you might even find a pink set-- just to dig it in little better.

[niyad]

7. As I said, need a decent computer and printer. And I loathe the colour pink except

in flowers.

[littlemissmartypants]

3. I found...

https://www.ovarit.com/o/Radfemmery/17649/you-have-insulted-a-woman-card Feminist Sexual Harassment Card

Feminist Sexual Harassment Card
This card was handed out by feminists across the United States during the second wave of feminism, which began in the 1960s. The front of the card reads, "SIR: Perhaps you are unaware that what you just did was insulting to me as a woman. Try to think of how you would feel if your daughter, wife, sister, or other relative or friend were treated in this way. thank you for your attention. Please turn over." The back of the card, between printed flower borders, reads, "You have just insulted a woman. This card is chemically treated. In three days your prick will fall off."

[niyad]

10. This is the first time I have seen the first half of that card. The ones that I had

only had the other side.

One learns something new, so I thank you.

[littlemissmartypants]

13. You're welcome, niyad. You know you're a role model for me so I'm happy to help. ❤

[niyad]

18. I am honored that I can be of service.

[3catwoman3]

27. This is the card I remember.

Haven’t thought of it in years. Definitely time for a resurrection.

[niyad]

31. I have thought of it occasionally but now the need seems urgent!

[littlemissmartypants]

5. Looks like Office Max or a generic office print shop

Should be able to hook you up with something. ❤

[wyn borkins]

6. 'Insulting-Man' Hunting

Your selected words are here. I suppose you could copy one of them, and then have your local print shop create a box or two for you. Then, you might could add your own toxic powder and 'off-you-go' insulting-man hunting...

[niyad]

8. Thank you, I will have to find a powder like the one I had back in the old days. For

some reason, it stuck to one's fingers.

[wyn borkins]

16. Sticky Embossing Powder

This stuff will most likely NOT work for you, but it's all I could find.

[niyad]

19. You just gave me an idea. Halloween is coming, lots of interesting items.

[Hekate]

33. Corn starch from your kitchen or corn starch baby powder would no doubt do well

[jmowreader]

38. Try cornstarch

We use cornstarch on sheet fed presses to keep the sheets from sticking together. It sticks to your fingers very well.

[littlemissmartypants]

9. Off topic but this looks like a cool place.

Have you ever heard of it? Ovarit?

https://www.ovarit.com/wiki/about

About Ovarit
Mission
Ovarit is a project committed to women’s liberation that provides a platform for women-centered communities.

Women have the right to discuss issues which affect us. Public discourse now largely takes place online, but online conversation platforms are increasingly restricting the bounds of “permissible” speech and banning, silencing, and otherwise deplatforming women who want to talk about women’s rights and women’s issues on our own terms.

A world where women cannot discuss topics impacting our rights is a world where women cannot preserve or advocate for our rights.

Ovarit is run by a team of radical feminist women dedicated to safeguarding women’s ability to have community with other women and speak freely about issues that matter to us as individuals and as a class. We created this space because we, like those who seek to silence us, understand the power of women's voices and experiences. We are here to make sure they are heard.

Snip...

More at the link.

https://www.ovarit.com/register

❤

[niyad]

14. Thank you for this very interesting find. Will definitely check it out.

[littlemissmartypants]

15. ❤ nt

[Sneederbunk]

12. Anything for woman insulting man?

[niyad]

21. Whatever you can come up with, I guess.

[mopinko]

28. there's always 1.

how about- congratulations woman. you just insulted a dick.
this card good for 1 free drink.

[niyad]

29. I like that!

[littlemissmartypants]

17. By the way, the powder is a nice touch since it would cause one to wonder.

Powdered sugar would have a similar effect and may even tempt the recipient into licking his fingers further sealing his fate.

[niyad]

20. Ohhhhh, I do like the way you think. (Evil grin!)

[wyn borkins]

23. 'Improved' Evil Grin

Now if'n you were to combine a bit of that powdered sugar with (say) some fragrance-free (baby) powder you might have something that would display a little 'bite & feel' to it as well as being sticky but yet be totally benign.

[niyad]

24. Hmm, that sounds very good indeed.

[iemanja]

22. Have them printed

at any online print shop.

[niyad]

32. There is always a bright spot!

[Backseat Driver]

34. IDK, but I can recall making pastel "comfort powder"

with food coloring and bath powder, mixed, then evaporated in what amounted to the walk-in closet behind the luggage, LOL! - We ground it up, and dusted off each other's little bottoms after a reddening spanking.

I doubt that TPTB would view such a prank very favorably, even though non-toxic to the male penis. My mom sure didn't when she found the evaporating mixture we believed took away the pain and agony of the consequences of "misbehavior."

[FreepFryer]

35. These days the use of powder etc would get a hazmat team called out.

Avoid.