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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm an atheist, a vegan, and I don't watch TV.
I don't normally mention any of these circumstances, but I've seen so many hilarious jokes lately that suggest, "don't worry - they'll tell you" I figured I'd be doing a little public service announcement.
Thanks, everyone, for making my life richer.
Harker
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I'm an atheist, a vegan, and I don't watch TV. (Original Post)
Harker
Sep 2021
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dsweet
(123 posts)1. But are you a crossfitter?
That's the real question.
Harker
(14,015 posts)7. I'm a nofitter.
My wife admires my breasts.
KT2000
(20,577 posts)2. Trifecta!!
Congrats
Harker
(14,015 posts)8. I suppose there might be a few I'm missing...
I suppose they'll crop up eventually.
DBoon
(22,363 posts)3. When did you last walk into a bar?
And what was the punchline when you did?
Harker
(14,015 posts)6. Not too far back...
and the punchline was my favorite - "What is this... some kind of a joke?"
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)4. I bet you're not a marathoner.
Harker
(14,015 posts)5. Safe bet.
I only run if I absolutely have to, and it's not pretty.
Ocelot II
(115,681 posts)9. At least you're not a cyclist.
Harker
(14,015 posts)10. Maybe I will be again...
when it's time for my second tricycle.
panader0
(25,816 posts)11. Well, I'm an atheist. Hey, one out of three ain't bad.
Harker
(14,015 posts)12. Damn right! n/t