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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHave you played the "Florida Man" game yet?
In Google type in "florida man" followed by birthdate and see the results.
Example - florida man january 8
.........
January 08
Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum arent his
NO- I am NOT that guy
dchill
(38,320 posts)Florida man who carried alligator into liquor store doesn't remember the incident
Ohio Joe
(21,655 posts)Authorities searching for Florida man who allegedly stole cat blood from clinic
Edit - This was for September 24th - I could have used - Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say
Harker
(13,874 posts)That there's always an array to choose from says a lot.
EYESORE 9001
(25,812 posts)Florida man threatens to kill neighbor with machete named Kindness
Harker
(13,874 posts)One mention referred to an alligator as a "very Florida weapon."
yellowdogintexas
(22,114 posts)GumboYaYa
(5,941 posts)Beausoleil
(2,827 posts)In other news, Florida man arrested for beating and throwing chair at child in doughnut dispute.
LisaL
(44,962 posts)Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence
Nittersing
(6,270 posts)June 1
Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets
Elessar Zappa
(13,649 posts)Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex.
Claire Oh Nette
(2,636 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)I wondered, "Is a lobotomy a prerequisite to play?" Looking over some of the responses, the answer seems to be "Not for the players, but certainly for the folks who turn up."
Ocelot II
(115,270 posts)sarge43
(28,939 posts)Steals golf balls, beats elderly golfer.
Hardly up to Florida Man standards. I want something for my birthday like "Meth head Florida man tries to eat live alligator".
Fla Dem
(23,347 posts)Pasco deputies said the man grabbed a cell phone out of his mother's hand and hung up on 911 dispatchers.
Author: 10News Staff
Published: 2/19/2019 12:12:05 PM
Updated: 1:44 PM EST February 19, 2019
PORT RICHEY, Fla. A Port Richey man was arrested Monday after deputies say he threw a pizza slice at his mom during an argument, then ran from police.
The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said Michael Stempel, 37, got into an argument with his mother, and his mother asked him to leave her house. Deputies said Stempel told his mother she would have to call "the cops" to remove him.
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mother-during-argument/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343
yellowdogintexas
(22,114 posts)Frozen, the movie
Harker
(13,874 posts)It's all about the details.
LearnedHand
(3,349 posts)June 7
mentalsolstice
(4,454 posts)BOYNTON BEACH, Florida. Police are trying to identify a man who went under a toilet stall at Cracker Barrel in Boynton Beach and told a 79-year-old woman that he wanted to have sex with her.
Boynton Beach Police spokesman Stephanie Slater said the woman told police she was using the bathroom on Tuesday afternoon when a man crawled under a stall and told her he wanted to have sex with her....
December 3