And we laughed at space lasers - they are real my friend....

[getagrip_already]

Space-X has announced that they will be adding laser technology to their StarLink satellite network, which will amount to thousands of satellites in orbit worldwide.

https://mynaric.com/news/spacelink-and-mynaric-join-forces-sign-term-sheet-on-sale-of-laser-communication-products-and-expansion-of-product-portfolio/

They are just for inter-satellite communications (wink-wink), so of course the megalomaniac with a jewish sounding name is NOT going to be using them for anything nefarious (wink-wink).

Phase one of our take over is going to plan! {insert sinister laugh here}.

[lapfog_1]

1. Dangerous Comm Lasers in Space

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Star_(film)

1974 or 47 years ago.

[underpants]

2. Just as long as they are used for good not evil

Only Jew can prevent forest fires!

[qazplm135]

3. Space lasers are people my friend!

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[Thomas Hurt]

4. Oh yeah, at least in policy...all the way back to Reagan's "Star Wars" Defense initative.

[rsdsharp]

5. But are they Jewish?

[getagrip_already]

7. funny, they don't look blueish....

Of course that was about submarines.....

[abqtommy]

6. We already know that people using hand-held laser pointers can blind or cause

damage to the eyes of people piloting aircraft. Then there's the deadly sharks with
lasers in their heads. It's just not safe anymore.