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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
Q: What do you do to get a robot mad?
A: Push all of its buttons.
Q: What do you call a joke without a punchline?
A: Silence.
Q: What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?
A: The Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: What do you call someone who never passes gas in public?
A: A private tutor.
Q: What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?
A: A cellfie.
Q: What do you call blackbirds that stick together?
A: Vel-crows.
Q: What do you call the daughter of a hamburger?
A: Patty.
Q: What do you call a tiny mother?
A: A minimum!
Q: What do you call a policeman in bed?
A: An undercover cop.
Q: What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A: A seasoned veteran.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just OK?
A: A satisfactory.
Q: What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?
A: Branch manager.
Q: What do you call someone who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A mer-maid.
Q: What do you call something that goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Q: What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A: A URL-ologist.
MLAA
(17,165 posts)House of Roberts
(5,121 posts)underpants
(182,276 posts)Because... they. Just cant. EVEN!!! 😱
rsdsharp
(9,037 posts)They usually go to the restroom in pairs.
What can two men do easily, a man and a woman do with some difficulty, and two women cant do at all?
Ocelot II
(115,279 posts)A: An ignoranus.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Donald Trump
(He allegedly raped a 13-year-old girl)