An eavesdropped conversation between my dog and me. Is "conversation" one way?!1

[UTUSN]

* You wanna go outside?

* Go to the BACK!

* Kitty kitty kitty!1 (translation: Go get it! )

* Truck!1

* (He says to me: ) Mailman/trash truck!1

* No.

* Wait.

* You gotta WAIT!1

* Good boy.

* Bad dog!

* No, I don't want to get up, leave me alone!

[lunatica]

1. Whenever I say my cat's name in anticipation of a conversation

all he answers is “What?”

He’s not a great conversationalist. And he thinks I’m stupid and a pushover. He’s half right.

[UTUSN]

2. You're a *cat* person?!1 - OMG!1 - i love you. My old sist3er 81 yrs old has nobody, no wonderful

animal. I say, if you can't love a human, can't you love a sweet defenseless little animate thing?


*** ON EDIT: And they will LOVE YOU and TEACH YOU TO LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lunatica]

3. Yeah, the cat picture on my sig line is mine

His name is King Tut.

[UTUSN]

4. Look, gotta come clean, I'm dog all the way, but cats got that *look*

[lunatica]

5. Cats always look so damn comfortable!

[UTUSN]

6. Comfortalbe,yea, they drive my dog nuts, wagging their tail across the fence, so "superior"!

And the doggie goes*WILD*!1

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

7. My cat is part Siamese, so she's very talkative.

Trust me, we have many conversations about lots of things. Sometimes we argue.
Oh, how I love having a cat!