So my wife asked, what is the difference between a new dog and a husband.

[Duncanpup]

After a year the dog is still excited to see you, and a dog only takes a couple months to train.

[EYESORE 9001]

1. You're skating on thin ice

I was in the doghouse for what seemed like eons for this joke:

Q: Why do they call it PMS?

A: Mad cow disease was already taken.

I’ve since dropped it from my repertoire.

[Duncanpup]

2. Sherman A1 and you and I need to go on tour

[samnsara]

3. for one of my dogs birthday presents i went outside and came back in a whole bunch of times

..during the day just so they would get the joy of seeing me 'come home' a lot.

[jcgoldie]

4. george carlin used to do this joke about forgetting his car keys

and the dog just as happy as when hed been at work all day

[Duncanpup]

5. Awww

[Binkie The Clown]

6. Sexism test: Replace "husband" with "wife" and see if it's still funny. nt

[marble falls]

7. Actually, she meant the difference between a puppy and a new wife is ...

... a puppy stops it's whining after six weeks.

[csziggy]

8. What's the difference between a bond and a man?

A bond eventually matures.