Something Enormous Just Slammed Into Uranus and the scar could be bigger than Earth.

[underpants]

No. Sorry. It was Jupiter.

My bad.


Something Enormous Just Slammed Into Jupiter

https://interestingengineering.com/something-enormous-just-slammed-into-jupiter

[MiniMe]

1. Yeow!

[Ocelot II]

2. Damn, I was all ready to offer a tasteless, juvenile comment.

[mitch96]

6. "Something Enormous Just Slammed Into Uranus" yup, my inner 12 yo went there too..nt

[Mike Nelson]

3. Yikes!

... for a moment, I thought maybe The Donald was in a horrible car accident... well, Jupiter can take a hit, as it's mainly gas. Its major Moons are the real "planets" and we should be exploring them.

[lastlib]

14. No, no, no, NO!

He said "Uranus," Not "your AnusMouth"!

Hope that clears up any confusion.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. Good ol' Jupiter

Taking the hits for us little guys in the inner solar system.

[keithbvadu2]

5. And if it hit Earth?

And if it hit Earth?

[lastlib]

15. well, there goes the neighborhood.............

[radicalleft]

7. You said Uranus

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[underpants]

9. 👍

[Kaleva]

8. Just how did Uranus get to be called Your Anus? The butt of all jokes.

[Angleae]

10. It's named after a greek god.

[LeftInTX]

19. WHy is a Greek god named "your anus"?

[sprinkleeninow]

17. I believe the pronunciation is YUR-an-us, accent on the first sy-LABBLE..

Not yer AYnus.

Now Hugh Janus is another matter...

[3catwoman3]

20. This pronunciation...

…is not much better.

[UnderThisLaw]

11. They launched

Rush Limbaugh’s coffin into outer space?

[left-of-center2012]

13. That's a lie !

Nothing enormous has ever slammed into my ...
Oh, you said Jupiter.

Sorry.

[Ohio Joe]

16. The video

[Buckeye_Democrat]

18. Looks like another flare-up from an ASSteroid.

Just need some ointment.