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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts) Thu Sep 23, 2021, 09:15 PM Sep 2021

Not to ignite a flame war, but would it be inappropriate to conduct a

cremation on Ash Wednesday?

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Not to ignite a flame war, but would it be inappropriate to conduct a (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2021 OP

Only if... EYESORE 9001 Sep 2021 #1

You're no fun! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2021 #2

You only asked if it'd be inappropriate EYESORE 9001 Sep 2021 #5

Well, they used to do electrocutions on Fridays. Sneederbunk Sep 2021 #3

Fryday! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2021 #4

So if it's not Ash Wednesday, urn luck? Anon-C Sep 2021 #6

Probably no worse than a burial at sea during a baptism event. Enter stage left Sep 2021 #7

I don't know for sure, but to be safe I'd avoid crucifying anyone on good Friday. nt. Binkie The Clown Sep 2021 #8

That would really burn my ass! Hassin Bin Sober Sep 2021 #9

Not as long as you understand the church doesn't allow "bring your own". n/t PoliticAverse Sep 2021 #10

Maybe just burn the palms. JustABozoOnThisBus Sep 2021 #11

EYESORE 9001

(25,932 posts)

1. Only if...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Sep 23, 2021, 09:18 PM

Sep 2021

you smudged a cross on people’s foreheads with the cremains.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts)

2. You're no fun!

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 23, 2021, 09:19 PM

Sep 2021

EYESORE 9001

(25,932 posts)

5. You only asked if it'd be inappropriate

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 23, 2021, 09:22 PM

Sep 2021

You didn’t ask whether I thought it’d be fun.

Sneederbunk

(14,290 posts)

3. Well, they used to do electrocutions on Fridays.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Sep 23, 2021, 09:20 PM

Sep 2021

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts)

4. Fryday!

Reply to Sneederbunk (Reply #3)

Thu Sep 23, 2021, 09:21 PM

Sep 2021

Anon-C

(3,430 posts)

6. So if it's not Ash Wednesday, urn luck?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Sep 23, 2021, 09:42 PM

Sep 2021

Enter stage left

(3,395 posts)

7. Probably no worse than a burial at sea during a baptism event.

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Thu Sep 23, 2021, 10:06 PM

Sep 2021

Binkie The Clown

(7,911 posts)

8. I don't know for sure, but to be safe I'd avoid crucifying anyone on good Friday. nt.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Sep 23, 2021, 11:11 PM

Sep 2021

Hassin Bin Sober

(26,325 posts)

9. That would really burn my ass!

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Thu Sep 23, 2021, 11:15 PM

Sep 2021

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

10. Not as long as you understand the church doesn't allow "bring your own". n/t

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Sep 23, 2021, 11:28 PM

Sep 2021

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,339 posts)

11. Maybe just burn the palms.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Sep 24, 2021, 11:21 AM

Sep 2021

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