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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHow to defeat the perpetual nature of laundry
I misunderstand just exactly how it's possible to be "all caught up" on laundry. I have a load in the washer right now. Soon it goes to the dryer. But since I'm actively shedding skin cells and sweating up the clothes I'm in doing that, damn, there's more laundry. So if I change those for the ones I pull from the dryer, then I'm dirtying up more clothes. The vicious cycle repeats and repeats... I'll never get the vacuuming done at this rate!!!
Anyway, that's why I got arrested for public nudity at the laundromat.
Walleye
(30,697 posts)EYESORE 9001
(25,808 posts)My wife and I got into an argument about whose turn it was to do laundry. It went on and on, but I eventually folded.
TexasTowelie
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(25,808 posts)Backseat Driver
(4,333 posts)Maybe she'd settle for a foot massage? (Pulp Fiction)
Backseat Driver
(4,333 posts)consider to be some sort of sexual encounter with a cute "stuffie puppet" or partner in your never-ending busyness with laundry hygiene and complaint about the inability to have the time for vacuuming that you publicly stripped bare nekkid,...inquiring minds want answers on social media platforms all over the country? Well, SNAP!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_Chop_(puppet)