You don't want to drink unboiled bear urine. That would just be weird.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

You don’t want to drink unboiled bear urine. That would just be weird.

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The woman accused of starting the massive Fawn Fire in California was “boiling bear urine so she could drink it” when she allegedly set off the fire, according to court docs https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2021/09/27/woman-accused-starting-fawn-fire-boiling-bear-urine-to-drink/

[PJMcK]

1. Okay, that's just weird

How did she collect the bear urine in the first place?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. I had the same thought. NT

[getagrip_already]

5. one article said it was puddled on the ground....

She just assumed it was bear urine. Probably a firefighter.

[PJMcK]

7. Thanks, I saw that, too

I gathered from the article that the woman was thirsty; when she was found, she was dehydrated. Any good outdoors person knows many ways to survive in the wilderness by finding food, water and shelter. But the bear urine element adds a kinky weirdness to the story that disturbingly appeals to my sick mind!

[cutroot]

3. How does she get the bear to P in a cup?

[magicarpet]

4. She must have tricked the poor bear,....

..... under the guise of a drug test for illegal chemical substances in the system.

[EYESORE 9001]

6. Boiled bear whizz

Concentrates the flavor and aroma.