"Phone sex" is the phrase for today. Modify a DU thread to include "phone sex".

[Floyd R. Turbo]

O.K. --- I'm giving an endorsement to phone sex.

Props to Ducanpup for the inspiration!

[underpants]

1. Thursday TOONs - The Phone Sex Call Was Coming From Inside the House!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Ha! 😂

[EYESORE 9001]

3. The last time I tried phone sex, it didn't work out very well

She had Virgin Mobile.

Never mind me. My reading comprehension is out to lunch today.

[underpants]

4. ✅

[underpants]

5. Phone Sex gang claims attack on NRA

[Scrivener7]

6. Q3 GDP: Economic activity decelerated to 2.0% annualized rate amid phone sex supply concerns

[Wolf Frankula]

7. Phone Sex is Coming! #61

Goosemas is also coming.

Wolf

[FalloutShelter]

8. The only way forward is to expand our Majority is via phone sex.

[Clash City Rocker]

9. I had my phone sex yesterday at 1:30. At 6:00 I started to feel very tired.

[PoliticAverse]

10. Phone-sex claims hit new pandemic-era low at 281,000 filings.

[kozar]

11. Ransom ware phone sex claims

Attack on NRA and GOP

[Doc Sportello]

12. At the doctor's today had a phone sex conversation with the nurse

Best checkup ever!

[lastlib]

14. Laughing, chuckling, snickering at phone sex will send you to hell! Some will find this offensive!

[sarge43]

15. Something I do like about phone sex.

(My apologies Archae)

[Ptah]

16. This phone sex was self-deleted by its author

[UTUSN]

17. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - phone sex Scene - (more... )

* People Rescue A Mama Osprey After She gets phone sex

* It's so nice to interact with phone sex

* Halloween phone sex

* Good Day phone sex (October 28, 2021)

* I ordered Thanksgiving phone sex from Whole Foods Holiday Meals.

* FDA Recalls phone sex, Citing That If You Chop Them And Touch Your Junk, Your Junk Will Burn

[3catwoman3]

18. Candy Apple Phone Sex.

🍎 🍏

[liberaltrucker]

19. I ordered Thanksgiving dinner from phone sex

[sakabatou]

20. Wendy's twitter changes name to Phone Sex

[Dr. Strange]

21. Elon Musk to Congress: Drop the billionaire tax. It will only mess with 'my plan to get phone sex'

Or, if you prefer:

Elon Musk to Congress: Drop the phone sex tax. It will only mess with 'my plan to get to Mars'

[Angleae]

22. 5 tips for phone sex