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(102,294 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,519 posts)I was not expecting # 5.
a kennedy
(29,675 posts)Ha ha, sure needed that today ..thanks.
Joinfortmill
(14,434 posts)BarbD
(1,193 posts)brer cat
(24,578 posts)Hekate
(90,714 posts)But some people have NO sense of humor. I would have known this was Lounge material anywhere. Sheesh.
Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)niyad
(113,353 posts)2naSalit
(86,650 posts)Adhering to #5 that is.
liberalla
(9,249 posts)That works.
Butterflylady
(3,544 posts)FakeNoose
(32,645 posts)Response to underpants (Original post)
Chin music This message was self-deleted by its author.
dlk
(11,569 posts)VGNonly
(7,495 posts)would drink a toast:
"To our wives and sweethearts.... may they never meet."
Dystopian Optimist
(76 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)She replied that I'm good, but added, "Honey, you don't just love me, you adore me.
Hey, when she's right, she's right.
dixiechiken1
(2,113 posts)erronis
(15,303 posts)And keeping them separate.
I admit, I am a lousy liar (although I try a small one now and then....)
Wounded Bear
(58,670 posts)MustLoveBeagles
(11,612 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)how long do you think it would take until it was "alerted" into oblivion?
Asking for a friend.
Hekate
(90,714 posts)lights up when he sees me, is all in for cuddles and kisses.
Tom Kitten
(7,347 posts)How ridiculous.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I thought it was hilarious!
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)Although I pointed out the disparity between men and women jokes, I would never alert on something so trivial.
I alerted on another thread today, my first alert in years, and that was for a disrupting troll who was later tombstoned.
I can take a joke, and the OP was actually very funny. How many women would do the same if the tables were turned though? 🤔 I've run into some very thin-skinned women here, and have had posts removed for something completely innocuous. It works both ways, is the point I was trying to make.
I didn't mean to start a gender war here.
niyad
(113,353 posts)I was certain that #5would be something about unicorns and leprechauns.
MLAA
(17,298 posts)Blue Owl
(50,427 posts)Pinback
(12,157 posts)One thing the pandemic has confirmed: Neither of us is having an affair, unless its somehow happening in the one-hour intervals when one of us runs an errand!
With any luck, my wife will continue to be content with 60-70% of these from me on a rotating basis. Thats our version of a role-playing kink, I guess.
niyad
(113,353 posts)years ago had 6 men friends whom she saw on a weekly basis. Bowling with one, dinner with another, dancing with another, etc. I don't know if the men knew each other, though. I got such a kick out of her, told her that I hoped to have that much joy and stamina when I reached her age (mid 70's).
AKwannabe
(5,666 posts)Right on!