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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAt 6:00am today, I was walking up the staircase from the living room...
while my wife was sitting in a chair eating breakfast and watching TV.
After I took a few steps up, I froze on the staircase and asked her the following:
"Do you think if I had a professional photographer take a picture of me in this pose on the staircase, except in the picture, I was completely naked, and my nub was teasingly visible through the bannisters, that the picture would be good enough to be in Playgirl magazine"?
She turned her head away from the TV for a moment, looked at me stoned-faced, said "no", and then turned her attention back to the TV.
She's not a morning person.
ret5hd
(20,495 posts)3:00 AM - 3:01 AM, on the 2nd Tuesday of the month, and asked immediately after being awakened type of person and still the best answer I could expect is Sure whatever they want.
irisblue
(32,980 posts)See if that helps
Harker
(14,024 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)I don't really understand "morning people"
Even though I have to get up early, and out the door, for construction work, I don't trust any measurements or design decisions I might make before, like 8:00 a.m. and after several k-cups of high test joe.
Rebl2
(13,523 posts)Would not miss a beat and say NO
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Yeah, never a good idea attempting communications with most women first thing in the morning. Always offer a tribute first.
stopdiggin
(11,316 posts)and desperately trying not to draw that picture in my mind ...
I'm assuming she did not set down her spoon and push away from the table? Best you're going to get.
Mazeltov Cocktail
(569 posts)So there's that...
Scrivener7
(50,955 posts)rurallib
(62,423 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Don't get any spur-of-the-moment ideas if you indulge your fantasy! Painful...
FakeNoose
(32,645 posts)Or maybe she lacks subtlety ... I'm not sure which.