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Anything you say can and will be used against you
MiHale
(9,775 posts)hlthe2b
(102,357 posts)and wag your tail.
multigraincracker
(32,715 posts)that said
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be
misquoted and used against you.
By the way, she was a cop.
Rebl2
(13,551 posts)no_hypocrisy
(46,182 posts)DFW
(54,436 posts)And it will count for you
for at least the next five minutes, maybe longer!
Oppaloopa
(867 posts)3Hotdogs
(12,406 posts)be he still in error?"
From recently discovered manuscript that was discarded by his editor. Probably intended to be included in Macbeth.
Trueblue Texan
(2,440 posts)sarge43
(28,945 posts)Trueblue Texan
(2,440 posts)Married life in a nutshell from my husband's perspective: I mess it up, she cleans it up.
sarge43
(28,945 posts)Women can hold grudges closer than their first born.
Biophilic
(3,691 posts)Never had the opportunity to oppress the male masses.
DFW
(54,436 posts)She was suggested as a model, and chose social work instead (more interesting).
And..she could always leave me if she wanted to. We've only been together for 47 years, after all........
Biophilic
(3,691 posts)DFW
(54,436 posts)When she is upset with me, she speaks only in German to me.
Of course, we have never spoken anything OTHER than German with each other, so I don't always know......
RoadRising
(31 posts)hedda_foil
(16,375 posts)airplaneman
(1,240 posts)Your stubborn = why cant I have everything my way
Lets agree to disagree = no way no how am I going to see things your way
I love you I'm just not in love with you = your toast
-Airplane