Whamageddon begins today. And just remember, folks...

[Tommy Carcetti]

If it’s Swift
Your spirits lift
But if it’s Wham!
You’re in a jam.

[happybird]

2. Heard it in the car yesterday and flipped out

My yelp scared the crap out of my Mom, lol!
Then realized it wasn’t the 1st yet.

I won last year and intend to win again.

[Tommy Carcetti]

3. I won last year.

And on Christmas Day, what song happened to play on the car radio?

I tend to avoid all Christmas songs on the radio but my wife insists in her car, so the danger is still very real.

[Harker]

4. There's no hope for me.

My beloved wife has already been humming christmas tunes.

It's only a matter of days. Hours, maybe.

[happybird]

5. Dammit. I'm out.

Christmas shopping with Mom today and now we are cruising around looking at lights. We have the Xmas station on Sirius playing. Ugh. Rookie mistake.

[Ocelot II]

6. I wouldn't recognize it if I heard it, and I've never even heard of WHAM, so I guess I win.