Speaking of whales...

[bluecollar2]

These showed up on a facebook page. I don't get the first one but the rest aren't bad.

Two whales are sitting at a bar. The first leans closer to the second and says, “Wooooooo-ahhhhhh-oooo-ahhhh-ahn-ahn-ahn-woooooooo.”

The second whale pushes him back, setting him upright on his stool and grumbles, “Shut up, Frank, you’re drunk!”

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What do a group of whales listen to on long journey?

Podcasts.

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What did the whale eat for lunch?

Fish and Ships.
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A teacher was teaching her class about whales. She said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being as even though it was a gigantic animal, its stomach was very small.

A little girl put up her hand and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher insisted that a whale couldn’t possibly swallow a human.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”

The teacher replied, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”

The girl said: “Then you ask him.”

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If I hear one more pun about whales …

I’m gonna krill myself.

[tblue37]

1. The first one plays on the sound of whale songs.

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[bluecollar2]

2. I think I get it now

Thanks.

[tblue37]

3. I just added an example of whale song to my post.

[bluecollar2]

4. Excellent!

Listening to that while reading the joke brings it all together.

Thanks again.

[Submariner]

5. I just sent a letter to the Costco CEO

to see if they will eliminate Krill supplement capsules out of the store pharmacy section.

Although they might be a slightly better Omega3 supplement than fish oil, it isn't worth it in the long run to be fishing the krill schools, and taking the whales food. USCG helicopter photos of some blue whales showing signs of malnutrition is a sign of trouble in our oceans.