I. B. Warpt, landscaper and dog Walker, announces the Grand Opening of his newest

[Atticus]

business venture---the "Duck Farm Covid Clinic"!

"I may not have a medical or any other kind of degree, but I have done LOTS of reading on the internet and I am totally educated about what works and what doesn't.

I named my clinic the Duck Farm because 100% of our covid treatments are called "quack medicine" by all those liberal elites who want to stick you with those vaccines rushed out by Big Farma.

We have a whole closet full of ivermectin, hydrochloroquine, zinc, mega-C and several vials of snake venom so, "you name it---we've got it!" AND, all of our available substances can be administered orally in either capsule or elixir form OR, if you prefer, by enema!

To keep our overhead expenses down, we are a "cash only" business. A $50 consult fee is payable in advance and our curative products range in price from $100 to $350 per dose with three doses usually being sufficient."

Call today for an appointment today! Phone: [phone] (IMA-FOOL)

[Harker]

1. Can't I put it on my bill?

[Atticus]

2. I C Wahchadidthere! nt

[Harker]

3. It's the only duck punchline I have.

[keithbvadu2]

4. And if you are near death, we ship you off to a conventional hospital with a prescription for our pr

And if you are near death, we ship you off to a conventional hospital with a prescription for our products.

You're not going to die on our time.