"The Sunday before Christmas" should be a song. Let's write it DU.

[underpants]

(Has been to Dem meetings, knows how this might take a while)

Throw it in here. I know a rhythm section.


* if god is alive I could use this to get near Mariah Carey

[pnwest]

1. country song: she was meaner than the crowd at Walmart on the Sunday before Christmas.

[jmowreader]

2. Hmm...

It’s the Sunday Before Christmas
The cat’s living in the tree
It’s fallen over five times already
Oh, why’s this happening to me?

It’s the Sunday Before Christmas
There’s a neighborhood arms race
My neighbor used so many lights
You can see her house from space

My mom says I’m not festive
And that the wrong way rubs
Because the camels she put in my yard
Are eating all my shrubs

…now it’s your turn

[electric_blue68]

3. 👏 Bwah! 😄

[Wicked Blue]

5. ...

Those aren't real camels
Mom's drunk too much beer
Those humps are just pillows
tied onto some deer

Someone's baking cookies
it's gingerbread I smell
If there's no cookies in heaven
send me to calorie-laden Christmas cookie Hell

It's the Sunday before Christmas
the Amazon boxes
are piled to the ceiling
filled with toys, tech, lingerie and traditional socks-es