Washington crossing the Delaware, reimagined by Jon McNaughton

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Source: https://jonmcnaughton.com/crossing-the-swamp/

The real event happened on December 25, 1776.

[regnaD kciN]

1. Looks like they're stuck in the sludge to me...

[Girard442]

2. Totally. Looks like a bunch of idiots stick in a tiny mudhole.

[Irish_Dem]

3. The British would have beaten us with Trump in charge.

[The Magistrate]

6. England Would Have Won Without the French, Sir

[Irish_Dem]

7. Yes the deck was stacked against the US for sure.

It is a miracle we won.

The French providing money, troops, weapons, naval support really helped the US.

[fierywoman]

4. Trump would never have gone out in nasty weather -- would've ruined the look of

his hair.

[PJMcK]

5. Sure, Melania would be there

And Bolton’s facing the wrong way; what a surprise.

[captain queeg]

8. They need to increase TFG's girth about 200%.

Really, kind of makes me gag. I’m sure a lot of RWers would love this.

[The Blue Flower]

9. Swamp creatures

ugh

[Mr. Scorpio]

10. Looks like he's trying to cross the Capitol Reflecting Pool

In a post-Apocalyptic DC.

[ironflange]

11. I love his website

It's chock-full of absurdities like this one.

[targetpractice]

12. He is a talented painter...

... But, I can only imagine what he thinks while painting this bullshit... I imagine he steps back once and a while, and grins and thinks to himself, "This is awesome. I am nailing it." Totally oblivious about what he's vomited onto the canvas, due to his malfunctioning brain.

His work is almost satire, but not even worthy of a Mad Magazine cover. And, the fact that he doesn't realize how terribly absurd his work is enrages me so much. Seriously, I'd like to sneak into his studio, and take one of his works in progress off his easel and smash it over his head.

UPON EDIT: I just looked at his web site, and I take it back. He's not even talented at all.