I just read on Twitter having a active sex life improves your memory

[Duncanpup]

Happy 2018

[Sherman A1]

1. ....

[lapfog_1]

2. pretty sure this is true...but I forget where I saw that. - n/t

[Aussie105]

3. Really?

Excuse me, looking for my glasses. And socks and shoes. And pants.
Got to go out. Better take my phone and set the sat nav for home, in case I forget where I live and get lost.

Best Google 'active sex life' because I'm not clear on the concept.

Got to say - 2018 is pretty recent though.

[pwb]

4. Good one.

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[Maraya1969]

5. Ha!!!!!

[twodogsbarking]

6. Give him a hand.

Or something.

[MustLoveBeagles]

12. LoL 😂

[Beastly Boy]

7. If only I could remember where I put my condom...

[Aussie105]

9. Carried one around for years as a young man.

Wallet was pretty much empty, other than that.

When I got the chance to use it, I looked for instructions.

There weren't any. No words, no pictures. Damn spoilt the occasion!

[Probatim]

14. A real man doesn't need instructions or directions...

Our gut tells all we need to know.

(This is way too early for a whopping dose of testosterone.)

[COL Mustard]

8. Where are my keys?

[Aussie105]

10. Where?

My wife would say . . . Where did you put them? Just look there!

Helpful as ever!

[COL Mustard]

17. I had a colonoscopy not too long ago

And they couldn't find my keys there, either! I did get a note for my wife saying my head wasn't up there, either!

[orangecrush]

11. I haven't seen that thing in years

Where the hell is it?

[Maine Abu El Banat]

13. What were we talking about?

[The Jungle 1]

15. What was that.

[BadGimp]

16. I almost forgot...

I'm running low on lotion.