New Year's Eve Quotes
"You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." Charlie Brown
"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. The hangover begins the next day and lasts through Super Bowl Sunday, when you lose whatever money you had left from Christmas by betting on the Toronto Blue Jays, who are not even a football team. The rest of the holiday season is spent adding up bills." P.J. O'Rourke
"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." Bill Vaughan
New Year Resolutions
1. To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.
2. To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." James Agate
"And then there was the psychiatrist who put a sign on his door that read: 'And a well-adjusted new year to you all.'" Ruth MacKay
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!" Aleister Crowley
"Each age has deemed the new-born year, the fittest time for festal cheer." Sir Walter Scott
"If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am." Cyril Cusack
"Before I agree to 2022, I need to see some terms & conditions. Unknown
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." Bill Vaughan
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Let us celebrate this New Year's Eve in honor of the time we successfully wasted this year." Unknown
"It's time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!" Unknown