Ridiculous Real Estate Photos

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[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. I love that harvest gold kitchen, the fourth picture in. NT

[blueinredohio]

12. I had a house that had that same wallpaper.

And no I didn't do it. It was already there when I bought the house.

[Harker]

2. Those who live in glass houses... n/t

[ret5hd]

5. Oh! Glass...glass...yeah, I thought you said "crass".

[Harker]

9. Well, it could be a long wait for a Keith Haring fanatic.

I like what I see of the windowed place, though.

[NBachers]

24. Except for the ghost kid in the window who died in a hayloft accident back when this was just a barn

[Harker]

26. Gads.

There's that, I suppose.

[BlueGreenLady]

3. Reminds me of an Ayahuasca trip. n/t

[BlueGreenLady]

4. Not that I've ever had an Ayahuasca trip.

[OhZone]

6. looks like attack of the 80s and then the 70s

[highplainsdem]

7. Those rooms could give me nightmares.

So could all those windows in the second photo.

[Peregrine Took]

8. Sometimes you wonder if the agent really cares...

The photos are taken with no regard at all. Sloppy house, unmade beds, dishes in the sink and the inevitable photo of the toilet.

What's with that? I assume they have one.

[PXR-5]

10. I grew up with that Daisy wallpaper and

those beams on the ceiling in the 70s.

And that last one, um...
well it looks like my place lol however my TV is older!

I have a restored 1949 Philco.

[delisen]

11. Much more interesting than than the bland staged photos. nt

[Deuxcents]

16. 😎

[2naSalit]

13. Most look like a...

Psychedelic nightmare! Yikes.

I think the first one might have been done by someone who is colorblind.

[forgotmylogin]

14. To be honest, the top one looks like a chill place to hang out.

I don't know if the color in the picture is off, but other than the wall being a little too green - if the were a bit bluer it looks like they were using the earth tone+sky colors in the trunk as a reference palette. The wall by the trunk *does* look bluer to match, the far ceiling corner looks as though it just needs cleaned or repainted (or may be reflecting a grass tone from outside the windows?). The pink door is a legit accent choice.

It's a great conversation pit, I'd just change the walls to make it a little less "dentist office". Bluer walls (match the tabletop), red door to match the carpet, and change the curtain on the left to a neutral or containing the burnt-orange couch tone, and it's actually fine. I'd also elect to paint the ceiling either same as the walls or matching the door. With a palette that vivid, you can't include too many extra off-colors.

[NBachers]

19. The first photo would be appropriate for a Florida Keys stucco home, I'm thinking.

[forgotmylogin]

22. Yeah, glass bricks and colors scream South Florida.

That's probably why it looked like I'd enjoy it! It could be a Miami Vice escape room!

[OriginalGeek]

27. Clearly Florida

or someone from FL who was homesick.

I kinda dig it.

[LakeArenal]

21. Depending on location and price I think they are all fine.

Most of it was just out dated but functional.

[hunter]

29. My wife and I once stayed in a Mexican motel room that looked just like that.

Same color scheme, same glass brick windows, everything.

There was a great restaurant next door.

It was pretty wonderful actually.

[unc70]

15. Well worth going to the site

No way to describe most of these houses!!

[rickford66]

17. These aren't too bad.

Check out McMansion Hell

https://mcmansionhell.com/

[3catwoman3]

23. This article made me laugh. I worked in a pediatric office in...

…the suburb of Barrington, mentioned in the article, where the author says 9 of the 10 worst offending houses are located.

They are into ostentation there. A house I drove by on my way to work looked like a castle, complete with turrets, and was reputed to have 13,000 square feet of living space.

[TreasonousBastard]

18. I've seen worse in RL, but local RE guys don't use those pix. Some I actually like, though, and...

can't help wondering why people don't have much imagination.

Oh, and some handy ideas for fixing up your double wide there.

[Stuart G]

20. Proves this point, "When you think you have seen it all, There's always MORE & MORE..!

[Coventina]

25. I LOVE the Keith Haring kitchen!!!!

[TexasBushwhacker]

31. Yeah, just the floor

I'd like it better if it was black and white though.

[Phentex]

28. My neighbor's master bath is in the front of their house...

the builder had it in the back with the guest bedroom in front but they changed the plan and now have the bathroom in the front with very large windows and blinds that they never open. If they had put it in the back, the large tub would overlook the woods. No, now the bedroom has small windows along the top edge of the room and no view.

[TomWilm]

30. I grew up in a kitchen like that!