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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTried a friend's home COVID test last evening: Pour two fingers of Scotch into a glass and smell it.
If you can smell it, drink it. If you can taste it, youre negative.
I did the test nine times and was negative each time.
Im doing the test later today because this morning I woke up with a headache and feel like Im coming down with something.
Should I be worried?
hlthe2b
(102,359 posts)Must be Highland Park Single Malt.
MLAA
(17,327 posts)Take out the scotch and take a pregnancy test
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)what side effects these new variations of COVID may produce.
Then there's the vaccines themselves, changing your DNA and all.
And who knows what nefarious schemes Bill Gates is hatching.
Yes, everyone, this is.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)Wicked Blue
(5,851 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)malthaussen
(17,216 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)patphil
(6,207 posts)Chalk it up to practicing for the real thing.
They say you can also use bourbon, but I wouldn't know.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)patphil
(6,207 posts)I used to drink Ezra Brooks when I lived in Shreveport, but I can't get it up here in New York.
Lonestarblue
(10,066 posts)Single malt please.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)CaptainTruth
(6,601 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)Retired Engineer Bob
(759 posts)You need to generate your cure.
Beer, and coffee (for the tea totalers) works too.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142851141
Satire is dead.
Marthe48
(17,019 posts)Maybe some hair of the dog to get over what ails you this morning?
multigraincracker
(32,716 posts)I brake out in handcuffs.
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)Good one. 👍
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)PatSeg
(47,586 posts)karin_sj
(812 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)Orrex
(63,224 posts)Historic NY
(37,453 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)momta
(4,079 posts)And if you add some lime juice and Triple Sec (for medicinal purposes, of course) it works even better.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,564 posts)That would be worrisome, I think.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,585 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,564 posts)You are no dilettante, sir!