A short joke #1...totally clean for everyone

[Stuart G]

An important investigator couldn't get into this 3 story building. Why?

On the first floor it was so hot, that he could not get in the first room.

On the 2nd floor there were 2 ferocious dogs that would tear him apart when he tried to enter.

On the 3rd floor there was a terrible witch that would cast a wicked spell on him...

...So, HOW DID HE GET IN??

ANSWER: are you ready?....HE ATE A HOT DOG SANDWHICH.

............(i didn't say it was funny, I said it was a clean joke).....

[LastDemocratInSC]

1. I'll take this opportunity to tell my favorite joke:

I don't have multiple personalities and neither do I.