Why did the giraffe fall out of a tree?

[LuckyCharms]

You'd fall out of the tree too if somebody threw a refrigerator at you.

[LuckyCharms]

1. I don't get it either.

[Butterflylady]

2. ?

[LuckyCharms]

3. Me too.

[LuckyCharms]

5. I tried to make up one of those

"surreal" jokes, but I'm not very good at this.

Sorry, I'm running on zero sleep.

I mean, first of all, a giraffe wouldn't be up a tree, and even if there was a giraffe in the tree, nobody would throw a refrigerator at it. Well, it's possible, but not very likely.

But you never know.

I read a joke somewhere about an elephant falling out of a tree, and I laughed my ass off, (but I can't remember the joke). So basically what I've done is tried to steal someone else's material and then I made it unfunny.

Kudos to the person who made up the elephant joke though.

[Glorfindel]

7. There used to be a lot of elephant jokes (I'm really old)

Q: How do you get an elephant in a palm tree?
A: Sit it on a coconut and wait 20 years.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: From jumping out of palm trees.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk in the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
A: Because that's when elephants are jumping out of palm trees.

Q: Why are pygmies so short?
A: Because they walked in the jungle between two and four in the afternoon.

Q: What do you find between an elephant's toes?
A: Slow running pygmies.

And my favorite:

Q: How can you tell that there's an elephant in bed with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath.

[mopinko]

14. i must have known 1000 of them as a kid. i'm old, too.

how does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
he paints his toenails red.

have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
no
see?

[Harker]

4. That's the second funniest joke I've ever heard. n/t

[LuckyCharms]

6. I'll bite.

What's the first funniest?

[Harker]

8. The one about the Zen monk, the rabbi, and the priest.

[LuckyCharms]

11. How does that one go?

[Harker]

13. They walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "what is this... some kind of joke?"

[OilemFirchen]

12. "There were zwei peanuts walking down the strasse..."

Granted, it loses something in the translation.

[DBoon]

9. This is a classic bad joke

It truly surpasses "Why did the chicken cross the road"

[jcgoldie]

10. What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

[Ron Obvious]

15. An elephant rides his bike down to baker

And asks for a loaf of bread.

"White or whole wheat?", the baker asks.

"Better make it whole wheat", the elephant replies, "because I came on my bicycle."

Oh no, wait, I told that wrong.

It was a hippo.