Some kind of animal is living on my second floor.

[LuckyCharms]

I don't know what the hell this thing is, but every time I go to walk upstairs, this beast appears on the top landing and it freakishly shines its eyes and me and growls.

I don't know what it is, but I ain't going up there. No way.

[Sanity Claws]

1. Are you a cat?

[Wingus Dingus]

2. Time to move.

[Coventina]

3. Oscar?

[True Dough]

4. This will give you an idea of what you're up against...

[Ocelot II]

5. There's an animal on my second floor as well,

but most of the time it's sleeping on my bed.

[RainCaster]

6. There's a spooky animal on my third floor

With pale blue eyes and a soulless vacant stare.

[mopinko]

7. it looks like some kind of mixed animal.

try calling it oscar, and see if it responds.

[Harker]

8. Throw a Peanut Butter Buddy treat up first, and demonstrate your friendliness.

[LuckyCharms]

9. I just peed on the step to assert my dominance. He just growled.

[Harker]

10. Sounds like you've met your match this time, Lucky.

[LuckyCharms]

11. I won't give up. I'm going to poop next.

[Harker]

12. There you go... so to speak.

You can retake the second floor one step at a time!