I wouldn't say it's cold outside...

[Archae]

But I just chipped a tooth on my soup.

[niyad]

1. Why would you eat soup outside when it is so cold???

[Archae]

2. Who said I was outside?

Just joking, of course.

It's 75 here in my apartment, but both space heaters are still too hot to touch.
(My apartment has a wall space heater in each room, left over from when this place was a motel.)

I hate Wisconsin winters.

[niyad]

5. I could not resist.

I understand completely. Absolutely hated Midwest winters.

[highplainsdem]

7. My first thought, too.

[Ziggysmom]

3. Is four below zero here in SE Wisconsin..........brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 🥶

[Ocelot II]

4. If you have a brass monkey you'd better bring him inside.

-7 in Minneapolis; -15 by morning. Yay.

[3catwoman3]

6. It is -6 in my far northwest suburb...

…of Chicago, with a windchill of -22. 🥶

Going down to -12. 🥶 🥶

[orleans]

8. from chicago's western burb

it's gonna feel like -20 in another half hour (by 3am)

burrrrrrr. rumor has it that it starts warming up in the afternoon.

it's been worse. two or three years ago this went on for days and i think it was colder. i bought pee pads for my dog to use inside. she laughed at me and then we went outside.