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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsNo coffee this morning!
Oh, I had a whole bag of coffee this morning, but I SCREWED UP and bought a bag of the beans, not the ground! And I have no coffee grinder!
Eventually, my neighbor brought me some as he was heading out to food shop. Upon return he told me that our Stop and Shop had very bare shelves of coffee. BAD NEWS.
Is there such a thing as a little coffee grinder I could buy? We have a small kitchen and it never occurred to me that I would be in this predicament!
And yes, it is the end of the world when I can't start my day with coffee (and the New York Times).
drray23
(7,637 posts)that you can get for 20-30 dollars at Wal-Mart for example.
Ocelot II
(115,869 posts)I have a grinder similar to one of the pictured ones, and I use it to grind beans to use in a reusable pod in my Keurig.
hlthe2b
(102,387 posts)And how coffee shops like Starbucks will NOT grind them, even if they are their beans unless they had just been purchased.
Buy a cheap grinder. It will pay you back on just these occasions.
Casady1
(2,133 posts)which I got at Target. It has 3 settings so it takes the guess work out of the type of grind.
ret5hd
(20,524 posts)Id start with a food processor/immersion blender etc.
If that didnt work I would try a hammer
one bean at a time, if need be.
If that didnt work, Id put some in a cloth sack or something and drive over it - back and forth - for a while and see if that worked.
If not, I would try to manufacture some TNT
Ive heard its not that complicated
and use that to pulverize those beans.
By that time, my frustrated spouse is probably awake and would quietly point to the coffee grinder up on the top shelf of the cabinet.
Ocelot II
(115,869 posts)You can buy chocolate-covered espresso beans, which will wake you up nicely. Friend of mine absent-mindedly ate a whole package of them at one sitting and had to be peeled off the ceiling.
wyn borkins
(1,109 posts)Don't bother driving over that bag-O'beans, as it just doesn't work. Noting that the bag typically gets destroyed long before the beans are even crushed...total waste of time and gasoline.
Marthe48
(17,039 posts)N/t
ret5hd
(20,524 posts)has recommended going to the TNT right off the bat.
Marthe48
(17,039 posts)I think you must have coffee before you handle dynamite.
wyn borkins
(1,109 posts)pandr32
(11,617 posts)I got a hammer and put the beans in an old pillowcase and went to town. It worked--not perfectly, but sufficiently.
Leghorn21
(13,526 posts)I *WILL* HAVE MY MORNING COFFEE
pandr32
(11,617 posts)You can flatten some of the remaining larger pieces with a rolling pin over the bag after you have smashed the heck out of it.
After I did this I picked up and old wooden coffee grinder with the drawer in front. I now have an electric one but just in case of power failure the wooden one works great. Yay to fresh ground coffee!
patphil
(6,218 posts)If you're going to do that, buy a burr type mill. The blade type grinders don't produce uniform particle size, and don't allow you to adjust the size of the particles for different types of brews.
BoomaofBandM
(1,773 posts)We just have to remember where we put the grinder.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)I have been threatening to remove a slow cooker we''ve had since back in the day when they were all the rage and I thought I could do less cooking. It was taking up space. Now I can say removing the slow cooker is necessary in order to ASSURE you have your coffee, buster!
BoomaofBandM
(1,773 posts)I also have a crock pot, way too big for the 2 of us. Now we also have an instant pot. I am a little addicted to kitchen appliances. And my husband now does most cooking as I have some mobility issues, and he does not seem to understand I still get new stuff to make the chore easier for him.
Marthe48
(17,039 posts)It was white, and I put an eagle decal on it for her, which she loved. She used it for years, and now my daughter uses it. I don't even remember the brand.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)I cannot put together anything. I am a helpless doofus. Hubby is better but not by much.
Ocelot II
(115,869 posts)It's a very simple mechanism - nothing to it but a little enclosed electric motor with a blade attached to grind the beans. You put the beans in it and hold the switch down until the beans are ground up as much as you want.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)Thanks for suggesting it!
Marthe48
(17,039 posts)I got a tower fan and had to put the base on it. It took me a few tries and I had to read the instructions
Here is a liunk to electric coffee grinders at Target. I think I paid $10 for my Mom's at Big Lots, between 2000 and 2006
https://www.target.com/s/small+electric+coffee+grinder?Nao=0&sortBy=PriceLow
Ocelot II
(115,869 posts)they have the footprint of a coffee mug. And coffee from freshly-ground beans is better than from pre-ground coffee.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)and thanks again
Ocelot II
(115,869 posts)and got good Amazon reviews. https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-Coffee-Grinder-80335R/dp/B005EPRFKO/ref=zg_bs_289750_4/135-9063714-6632631?pd_rd_i=B005EPRFKO&psc=1 I've had mine for a long time so it isn't the same as this one, but it's similar.
csziggy
(34,138 posts)Although I don't drink coffee any more. I use it to chop up herbs and spices. The ability to remove the top and wash it is great - my old coffee grinder didn't have that feature and smells always carried over to the next thing I ground.
I think this one was about $20 at MallWart.
Emile
(22,960 posts)and it works great!