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Disaffected

(4,555 posts)
Tue Feb 15, 2022, 08:33 PM Feb 2022

Indian Hills Community Center

I don't know where they are located but they have an outdoor sign that regularly displays a lot of outrageous puns.

To wit:

. Police car loses wheels to thief. Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.

. If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns, let that mango.

. To the thief who stole my glasses: I will find you - I have contacts.

. A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.

. My friend was explaining electricity and I was like watt?

. Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident. He's in ICU.

. I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.

. A perfectionist walked into a bar. Apparently it wasn't set high enough.

. If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges, my door is always open.

. Big-a-mist. An Italian fog.

. Went to this horrible hotel called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn.

. I was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

. Where did the terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.

. Due to the quarantine I'll be doing only inside jokes.

. Cold? Go stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.



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