Post your favorite "What's the difference between..." joke here.

[Binkie The Clown]

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A tire is a Goodyear. 365 condoms is a Great year.

Your turn.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

1. What's the difference between a good landing and great landing.

A good landing is any one that you walk away from.
A great landing is one where the plane can be used again.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

[Chipper Chat]

3. What's the difference between Trump and vaccuum cleaner waste?

No difference.
They are both scumbags.

[gratuitous]

4. What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

A rooster clucks defiance.

[Harker]

5. An oldie... what's the difference between a prizefighter and

a man with a cold?



One knows his blows...

[Clash City Rocker]

6. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Camaro?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

[Ohiya]

7. What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Trump doesn't like to have a garbanzo bean on him!