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Xoan

(25,320 posts) Wed Mar 2, 2022, 10:50 PM Mar 2022

Russian waiting in ATM line: This is fucked up, I'm leaving to go kill Putin.

Two hours pass and he returns to the line...
His friend asks if he did it.
Are you kidding me? That line is even longer.

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Russian waiting in ATM line: This is fucked up, I'm leaving to go kill Putin. (Original Post) Xoan Mar 2022 OP

ah the lovely dark funny...please, more?... bringthePaine Mar 2022 #1

I am so stealing that! Mr. Evil Mar 2022 #2

OK, OK, I had to read it twice but so glad I did, priceless! Cozmo Mar 2022 #3

Good one Upthevibe Mar 2022 #4

If some oligarch just put a million dollar bounty on him, soldierant Mar 2022 #6

Laughing our heads off !!!!! Karadeniz Mar 2022 #5

Hahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaahahahaaaaahahahhhaaaaa!!!!!!! sarchasm Mar 2022 #7

bringthePaine

(1,728 posts)

1. ah the lovely dark funny...please, more?...

Reply to Xoan (Original post)

Thu Mar 3, 2022, 12:15 AM

Mar 2022

Mr. Evil

(2,841 posts)

2. I am so stealing that!

Reply to Xoan (Original post)

Thu Mar 3, 2022, 12:31 AM

Mar 2022

Cozmo

(1,402 posts)

3. OK, OK, I had to read it twice but so glad I did, priceless!

Reply to Xoan (Original post)

Thu Mar 3, 2022, 12:33 AM

Mar 2022

Upthevibe

(8,042 posts)

4. Good one

Reply to Xoan (Original post)

Thu Mar 3, 2022, 12:34 AM

Mar 2022

soldierant

(6,857 posts)

6. If some oligarch just put a million dollar bounty on him,

Reply to Upthevibe (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 3, 2022, 01:23 AM

Mar 2022

I'm not surprised theline is longer. It's probably getting longer avary minute./

Karadeniz

(22,513 posts)

5. Laughing our heads off !!!!!

Reply to Xoan (Original post)

Thu Mar 3, 2022, 01:02 AM

Mar 2022

sarchasm

(1,012 posts)

7. Hahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaahahahaaaaahahahhhaaaaa!!!!!!!

Reply to Xoan (Original post)

Thu Mar 3, 2022, 02:00 AM

Mar 2022

medicine laughter... TY!

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