I've discovered the best way to keep cake from drying out.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Eat it all!

[True Dough]

1. You eat all that cake

and it won't be drying out, but it will likely come "flying out."

[House of Roberts]

2. Oh ye of little stomachs!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 😱

[underpants]

3. You like wet cake?

Weirdo

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. It's my gift!

[Blue Owl]

4. I was told there would be cake

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 😁

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Life Is Uncertain. Eat Dessert First.

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2021/07/21/dessert/

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 😁

[Binkie The Clown]

6. That also works for an open package of cookies. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 😋

[XanaDUer2]

10. Ice cream stays fresher if you eat the whole carton nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 🤗

[mahatmakanejeeves]

11. The weird thing about having an Entenmann's cake in the house was the way the knife lived in the box

The weird thing about having an Entenmann’s cake in the house was the way the knife lived in the box for the duration.

Link to tweet

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 🤔