Favorite business names (because they're amusing)

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

From Atlanta- Wok and Roll
From Philly- Curl up and Dye

Got any you like?

[lisa58]

1. The Mexico Next To The Texaco - NYC

[Emile]

2. Are pornstar names off limitsl

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

5. OF COURSE NOT! n/t

[Emile]

10. Rocky Balboner and Tom Wanks

[MiHale]

3. Juwanna car wash - Kalamazoo

[Emile]

9. Kalamazoo Strippers / I love my stripper!

https://www.kalamazoostripping.com/

[MiHale]

20. At first I thought you knew...

Deborah and Jason. Whatta team!

[Diamond_Dog]

4. Wholly Crap

Pet Poo pickup service in my area

[CurtEastPoint]

6. Also ATL: Slutty Vegan

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

7. Swallow your coffee and put the cup down...

Passmore Gas & Propane

Sorry found on the internet.

[Emile]

17. Now that's a good name!

[CurtEastPoint]

8. good list here w/photos

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-25-most-ridiculous-business-names-ever_b_5924663ae4b0b28a33f62fd9

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

11. Some of these are awful.. Hindenburger???

I drove by Curl Up and Dye often and actually ordered several time from Wok and Roll.

[MLAA]

12. Buy The Book

[hlthe2b]

13. Kum & Go

I never understood how those shopping or working there (convenience store w gas throughout the midWest) could not crack a smile when those from out-of-state would giggle (and make a beeline to buy their big embossed reusable cups/mugs).

[Marthe48]

14. Dunaway Funeral Home

and Atlasta Motel

[CurtEastPoint]

15. Amigone Funeral Home?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

16. Spray warning

Furniture store- Shack of Sit

[YoshidaYui]

18. yES ITS a real business

SAN FRANCISCO : The Great Wall of China, Chinese home repair shop.

[Coventina]

19. Rim Liquors here in AZ

On the Mogollon Rim.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogollon_Rim

[Boomerproud]

21. There's a industrial fan company in Kentucky called

Big Ass Fans. When I worked at the bank when we'd get a check from them we'd giggle to our coworkers "Got another one from Big Ass."

[yellowdogintexas]

25. I did not know Big Ass Fans was a KY company. Letterman used to joke about the name

I saw one of their ceiling fans in a restaurant out in Phoenix. It truly was a Big Ass Fan

[Harker]

22. I liked the all woman San Francisco courier service

Lickety Split.

[Ocelot II]

23. Infamous in Minneapolis - Mayslack's Bar & Grill's slogan:

[3catwoman3]

24. There is a breakfast and lunch place about a mile...

...from us called Burnt Toast. Haven't been there.

[Old Crank]

26. Not a company name but

The slogan for Nevada Nut and Bolt was

Happiness is a good screw.

[VGNonly]

27. Pugh Heating

Dunn Funeral Home

Another place has a McD's, Urgent Care and a funeral home in a row.

[Skittles]

28. in Wisconsin, a chimney cleaning business called ASHWIPE

https://ashwipe.com/

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

29. Not a business, but

Years ago, a San Francisco Laundry had the motto:
"In at 10 dirty, out by 3:30"

[Aristus]

30. One of the classics (dreamed up by Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel)

The accounting firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

And the private detective agency Shirley, Goodness, and Mercy. "We'll Follow You All The Days Of Your Life."

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

32. I remember Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe...

...as law firm mentioned by the Three Stooges.

[Aristus]

31. The Japanese Commercial Plumbing Company:

Go Tekashawa.

[Ron Obvious]

33. Screw Tacoma

OK, it's really Tacoma Screw, but the placement of the words is ambiguous.

[Mr.Bill]

34. My dog groomer.

Groomingdales.