Lost count of the number of times I yelled "You idiot!" at the TV!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[True Dough]

1. You should have known

that there was not going to be any meat on that bone, Floyd!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. Ba dum tsssssshhhhhh! 😁

[bucolic_frolic]

2. EE* Skimming the profits off a business is one of the oldest professions

* Exhibitionist Embezzlers

Looks like they got off on it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Yep! And,...her dog is immortal! 😏

[mahatmakanejeeves]

5. I thought you were talking about last night's "Wheel of Fortune." NT

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 🤔

[Totally Tunsie]

10. Wasn't that somethin'???

Those damn "paddle" boats!

[underpants]

7. Tease

Not nearly as fapworthy as I expected

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Dude!

[PJMcK]

9. I've lost count of the the number of times I yelled "you idiot!" at my mirror (n/t)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. Mirrors lie!