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Freddie

(9,258 posts)
Thu Mar 17, 2022, 01:20 PM Mar 2022

Guy goes into a bar...

(from Anon)
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isn’t it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"

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Guy goes into a bar... (Original Post) Freddie Mar 2022 OP
. Achilleaze Mar 2022 #1
Just read it on fb post of a friend Marthe48 Mar 2022 #2
I am 100% likely to steal this joke. NNadir Mar 2022 #3
It will get stolen more than once. A joke that exposes the truth is even better. NT usaf-vet Mar 2022 #4
LOL Joinfortmill Mar 2022 #5
This is a funny joke. Turbineguy Mar 2022 #6
Dunning Kruger will make sure you're not offended. dchill Mar 2022 #7
Sending this one onl Emile Mar 2022 #8
*snort* 😏 dixiechiken1 Mar 2022 #9
And within 5 minutes, some MAGA will try to flip the joke on its head... NullTuples Mar 2022 #10
Heh... Too funny Ohio Joe Mar 2022 #11

NullTuples

(6,017 posts)
10. And within 5 minutes, some MAGA will try to flip the joke on its head...
Thu Mar 17, 2022, 04:20 PM
Mar 2022

...and I guarantee the punchline won't be all that different in validity, but they'll think it's a "gotcha".

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